What’s the dumbest thing you got in trouble for in school?

I had something similar. In Australia skipping school is called wagging and I wagged every class but 2 ( Physics and mathematical methods because everything else was just trash). Anyway, if you wagged you got a lunch-time detention. If you didn't go to that you got 2 more detentions. If you got to 4 detentions you'd get suspended for a day, but for some reason it was always a Thursday. I never went to school on Thursdays. So when I was told that I would be getting suspended I told them how utterly useless the suspension was and they just went "well that's not our problem". I left that meeting and spent the better part of that day confused as to how someone could not see how stupid and ridiculous their system was

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