There are lots...

In kindergarten, I was at someone else's birthday party and they had a piñata. After it was broken open, all the kids, including myself went to go grab candy, but was too slow and wasn't able to get any, so I ended up crying. The other kids felt bad for me and gave me some of theirs.

In fifth grade, I was in the process of standing up on my chair (don't remember the context) when I ripped a massive fart. It wasn't smelly and wasn't a shart, but it was fucking loud... the entire and the student teacher all got quiet and just looked at me.

In middle school, I wasn't able to do any push-ups. So the Gym teacher had me go last and with the whole class watching do girl push-ups.

In high school, the first time I asked a girl out, I did so by writing a poem. You can imagine how well that went.

Looking back, I was such a loser growing up... Unfortunately, I don't think much has changed. I've just come to realize how cringe everyone is, so by comparison, I'm really not all that bad.