What’s the most sexually uncommon thing you’ve ever done?

Drawing on my ex-gf. She liked being drawn on with ballpoint pens. She liked them on her private skin. She liked them funny and a little rude.

For example, disappointed sperm dripping from her vagina and pooling above her knees. When I drew that she wore a short dress so she could show her friends. My own favourite was a group of victorian-era explorers on her stomach, peering through theodolites to measure the height of her nipple-topped peaks.

She would sometimes like being taken with force. Which was tricky, because if she was genuinely scared for a moment then she would pee in fright. So there would be this odd pretense where she would make some reason to be naked and in the bathroom, so that she could be taken forcefully against the wall of the shower stall.

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