What’s a weird secret you have?

While my wife was at work; I was on vacation from my job and moving as we recently bought a house. As I was on our bedroom a gun had accidentally fired when I thought I had pulled the clip, forgot about one being in the chamber. Luckily I had everything I needed to fix it and even clear silicone for the outside siding. How neighbors didn’t call police I don’t know but I appreciate that. 6-7 months later the house finally sold. As papers were finished and the house was officially not ours and I told her. She said my name very drawn out and shocked and said “that’s how people kill themselves!” (It sounded like the “Caaaarl that kills people” llama)

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