What’s your most shameful sexual experience?

I had a guy at a dance club pick up my wife....she was drunk and I stupidly left her to get more drinks and came back and saw a guy hugging her and had her hand in his pants...I was gone a while as it took time to get drinks but really didnt know what to do...so mesmerized I watched it for a while, felt like a yr but was more like 10 min.....And then they stopped and thought it was over as they split apart..I walked up to her and gave her a drink and she wasnt paying much attention to me or that weird thanks whatever thing and then I turned around to see something and turned back and she was gone....she came back to our room, we had hotel and she passed out, next morning acted like nothing happened.

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