I saw a friend's sister, who was an alcoholic prostitute, get very sick at a party. She was moaning for help in the bathroom so I, being the sober mother hen of the group, went in there to help her. Moaning and clutching her stomach, she made an indescribable sound and at that moment she looked into my eyes for help and she realized she was about to give birth. She delivered/miscarried a dead baby in the toilet. She had no clue she'd been pregnant and her insane alcohol consumption killed the baby. And then shit got even worse. She was a lesbian, or living as if she was one, with her very wealthy lesbian partner who was a drama addict, thrived off tension. I had to go tell this volatile woman that her lesbian girlfriend had just delivered a dead baby in the toilet of her $2million home because she'd been tricking on the side with dudes. By the time the ambulance got there the girlfriend had broke the hooker's nose and put cigarettes out on the dead baby.......yeah. That's about all I can say about that. I still can't believe some of the shit I've seen. That was a fucked up night.... I still have nightmares about it. There was a Autumn Spice type scented candle burning in that bathroom and ever since that night, that scent makes me sick. The first few times I smelled it after that night, I had full on panic attacks. It took me a while before I realized the connection. I'm better now. But I've never been quite the same since. I haven't even gotten a speeding ticket in over 20 years, so just being in the middle of watching all that happen, seeing the dead baby, watching the girl get beat down, seeing the gf lose her shit violently, and then being interviewed by the police and reliving it all was rattling.

I posted this in the "weirdest thing you ever saw" thread yesterday but this thread is actually more appropriate.

TL;DR: Fake lesbain hooker delivered dead baby she didn't know about, angry gf broke her nose and used dead baby as ashtray.