The last wedding I went to was my cousin's.

Now my cousin, she's a really bubbly person. A real tweety bird, if you will. She is so girly, like almost violently girly.

The story of how they met was told in the vows.

How did they meet?

They met on a trip to another country. 10 days, then they came back to the US, went on with their lives.

Then one day they were both at Disneyworld with their parents, totally unplanned, and they ran into each other.

How did they run into each other?

Because of the "damn banana." You see, my cousin's father had a huge breakfast. It included a half of a banana. And he had a stomach ache while at Magic kingdom! So he had to rest on a bench somewhere complaining about, not the coffee, not the eggs, not the sausage or the bacon, but the "damn banana!"

So while her dad was ailing on the bench, that's when she ran into him. Also at Disney. Also with his parents. What are the odds of two New York adults who know each other, running into each other at Disney with their parents?

Had it not been for that "damn banana" we all wouldn't be congregated here today.

You want to know why I know that story?

Because I had to hear it ##A MILLION!! TIMES DURING THE WEDDING!!!!