It was a burning hot, humid August in northern Iran.

We are driving through the beautiful jungles around Gilan, when I realize that I gotta go. With no public washrooms nearby, we decide to hit this really weird campground (?) /park/picnic spot.

I get out of the car and begin scouting the area for any washrooms. I locate a small rectangular building in the distance. I approach it, and can already tell it is indeed a washroom as the horrid stench of public washroom engulfs the interior of my nostrils. I can already tell this will not be the finest washroom, but I am not a quitter, and by now I'm really holding myself in. I enter the washroom, and I kid you not it was the worst washroom ever. I've seen really bad washrooms but this one was just disgusting there was flies flying all over the place, the ground was all wet like a shallow lake with disgusting water and who knows what else.

Oh no, this is not happening. It is physically impossible for me to do anything here, abort mission.

Now, whatever, I'd rather use the natural washroom, right? A nice green jungle I am standing in and I'm wasting my time with filthy washrooms. I once again scout mode for a good location.

Boom! A mossy rock, shielded with a few thick trees from all possible intruders... Or so I thought.

I approach the scoped location and I'm ready to get down to business. On my way there a man shouts something, unsure it was directed to me and unable to make out the muffled words, I shrug it off and continue. Halfway through, I hear this really odd noise. What the hell is going on here? It almost sounded like a distorted animal oinking or grunting. I peak my head past a tree, and I am shocked........

A stampede of WILD BOARS half as tall as me, as thick as these jungle trees are just ramming through the dirt in my general direction. I could've sworn I made eye contact with them, their faces being the most scary things I've ever spotted.

For the second time this day, I think ABORT MISSION, and force myself out of there as fast as I can. I'm feeling extremely gross and sick now.

I book it towards the park and soon realize why all these people were so far and finally noticed that illiterate me missed the warnings some man tried giving me about wild boars ಠ_ಠ

When I finally got away I did actually take some pictures of these wild boars in the jungle .. Having trouble finding them.