Welp, the worst nightmare I've ever had was during the first night I had stopped taking prescribed codeine for a bad cold I had. The first dream I was in some small school house that was the only thing on a hill that I assumed was really tall because all I saw outside was a super heavy fog or clouds. The teacher looked at me and said something like "now turn around and tell so and so you're sorry!" And when I turned around there was this little girl in a school outfit but her face was completely gone just a blank patch of flesh. So that's scary as shit, but then she's all motioning to her face with her hands and I can hear muffled, horrified screaming like there was still a face under the flesh. The second dream I had that night after being snapped the fuck awake by that, involved me walking through my old apartment complex, when all of a sudden two faceless overweight people wearing nothing but what looks like clear plastic bags or plastic wrap around their bodies start chasing me around the complex. I somehow ended up in some air duct or crawlspace above where a hall would be and at least one of those guys was right behind me crawling faster and faster, inching closer and closer. The second he grabbed my foot I snapped awake again and sat up like a machine. I got no sleep that night after that.

The worst non-nightmare dream I've ever had, I was sitting in a rowboat in the middle of a lake with Dr. Phil. I didn't know at first, because when I turned to look at him I remember thinking "Dr. Phil?" But when I thought that, he started moving slowly like he was about to do something, and before I could figure out what, he punched me in the dick. I woke up with my balls still hurting.