In Amsterdam I went to a sex show with my wife. We thought we were buying tickets to the pink elephant, but ended up getting ripped off and got tickets to some shady show. We left once we realized that one of the actresses looked underage and like she didn't want to be there. She was crying and basically pulling away from the guy. We left and reported what we saw to the police.

In Bangkok we went to a ping pong show. We sat at a table a few feet from the stage and watched a brief moment of the theatrics before 15 naked thai women surrounded us. They were getting very touchy and rubbing their bodies on us. We kind of half-expected that from research we had done so it wasn't a big deal. My wife is pretty chill about that stuff also, so no biggy. Then a moment later an entire tray of drinks shows up for the girls. I immediately knew what was happening so I got up and went ot the bar to pay my bill. Our two beers were $2 CAD on their own, but with this tray of drinks the bill was at $80 CAD. They all got the premium booze and triples (although I am sure it was just pop). I threw down $2 and we bolted. They chased us out the door and straight to the nearest police booth. Soon as we got there, they turned and ran back to their bar. We left Patpong and never went back.