What is your deepest insecurity?

This is a weird one - I really struggle to piss at a urinal.

If there's no one else there, fine. If I'm using a urinal, and someone else walks in and uses one anywhere near me? 9 times out of 10 it just dries up - and I'm standing there, dick in hand, desperately needing to go.

So I usually wait around for a cubicle to be free - but I'm always worried I look like an absolute weirdo. It's also frustrating because I don't understand why! I don't have an issue with someone seeing my penis, and I know no one is looking anyway, but he just won't do his job, and it's so inconvenient on busy nights out in bars and clubs.

This particularly makes me uncomfortable if someone I know goes at the same time. We're just talking about something - we go and in and there might be no one else in there, but I can't use the urinal there to save my life, so I'm left waiting for the cubicle, like a weirdo.

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