What was your most awkward first date?

So we went fine dining

It was a cute Italian place, very romantic

In the first five mins she manages to spill water on herself and a flick a chunk of chicken at me. I don't mind and tell her it's all good because you know it happens. She keeps apologising to the point I feel uneasy. She then goes on saying I hope I see you again even though I messed up so much.

Once again I assure her that it's all good. So the rest of the date is uneventful until it's time to leave. She claims its too late to drive back and ask if she can spend the night. I was tired af and surprisingly wasn't keen on fucking he. Idk something felt wrong about it

Fast forward we are in bed and making out passionately She tells me to fuck her .... She gets aggressive I am all down but I don't have a condom with me.... I tell her it's not gonna happen without a condom. But she keeps pushing me and pulls my pants down and is stroking my dick... She starts going down on me too. I am in heaven because she was gifted. Then without any signal she tries to ride me and ends up kicking me in the balls. Which in it self is an impressive feat on hindsight.

So I went from nearly cumming to screaming in pain She gets scared and falls off the bed butt naked

My roommate turns the light freaked out as hell

There is a naked girl on the floor and I am curled up holding my balls

There was no second date

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