What is your NSFW secret that you are proud of?

I have a few good stories to share:

1) When I was 17, my neighbor had her older cousin over. I believe she was 27 at the time. We all hung out and I was smoothtalking her all day. At some point, she said "I'm going to go take a nap. Want to come with me?" and gave me the fuckme eyes. I indulged but as a super horny 17 year old, nutted in like 3 min. Within a few min I was ready for round 2 and performed better.

2) In High School, I invited 2 girls who were inseparable best friends over while my parents were sleeping. We went into the hot tub, naked of course, and we all kinda started messing around until one of them hopped on top of me. Water sex is really weird ans squeaky, so we decided to move it out somewhere. I didnt want to risk my parents finding out I had people over, so I grabbed the keys to the family camper, and we went in there for a bit more fun. Bonus story, I took the keys to my parents car to drive them home, and got pulled over for speeding at 5am. The found out about the ticket and had to bullshit the reason on why i was out driving. They never found out about the girls though.

3) Also highschool, In class, there were 2 girls that i always talked to. One was really into the other one, but she was straight. We somehow got into an argument of who could make her cum the fastest. Jokingly, I said "Ok well I get to go first." She gave me her number and told be to call her after school. I did and she came over when I got home. I have no idea how that worked.

4) When me and my now wife first started hanging out and messing around, we went to a hotel for new years with all our buddies. One of the girls was pretty slutty and i kinda had a thing with her before the new girl. She also was known for messing around with girls. We somehow got left there, just us 3, while all the others went to get food and more alcohol. Things got a little frisky but my then new-girl-now-wife, was kinda conservative and wasnt sure a bout doing stuff with another girl. I ended up banging her while fingering the other. I still don't know if she noticed. Don't tell my wife.

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