My best friend who was living in the US (I live in Canada) came back to Canada for his summer break, so needless to say I wanted to go out and have a good time with my buddy. We start off with day beers at a roof top patio and begin slamming back a few beers. After the patio, the night begins and I am starting to feel the alcohol course through my system. We end up going to a bar and begin slamming more beers/shots, meanwhile more of my friends come out to the bar. At this time I am 8/10 blacked out, and have the communication skills of a 7 year old. I ended up projectile vomiting on one of my friends. I then proceeded to go up to a girl grabbed her ass and politely asked "you want some of this fuck?" to which I am sure the girl declined. I then end up leaving the bar, and find some older women on the street who apparently offered me a ride home. In my drunken stupor, i agree. End up going to this mature ladies house. Upon arrival I notice many cars parked outside and the lights still on. There was a party at her house, to which she said that her kids were having a party. Enter the house to have a couple more drinks and find the lovely lady who took me home. I ended up hooking up with the older women. I woke up the next morning with a huge hangover on my face and somehow ended up sleeping on the couch. The older woman's kids end up calling me a taxi. When I go to meet the taxi driver, he starts laughing. I am puzzled until I look into the mirror... I see that I had cock and balls, as well as a helter skelter, drawn with permanent marker all over my face. Damn kids got me good, but I think I had the last laugh; his mom still texts me till this day...