What's the dumbest thing you've heard a customer say?

I felt bad laughing about this cuz I hate perpetuating stereotypes, but if it is your culture, know your stereotype and try to not be a caricature of it. I was at a duty free shop, perusing the whiskey section for a good deal. I see an older orthadox jewish man looking at all the whiskeys angrily. He says in the most Mel Brooks accent,"Achh! These prices are terrible!" he then finds the first teenager that works there and says,"who can I talk to about the price?I know someone here can give me a better price than this!". The girl just kind of said no and walked away...i'm pretty sure the point of duty free is that its going to be much cheaper than any other place cuz of taxes and shit

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