I used to sell furniture with a lady who wasn't quite all there and would make up super elaborate stories all the time. An old guy who also worked there said, and I quote, "If there was a muff munching competition I'd bet she'd brag about all pro." She had the weirdest claims for a 50ish year old. Off the top of my head she had: been a cabinet maker for 20 years(couldn't name any tools associated with woodworking other than a plain handsaw), sold life insurance for 10 years, been married 3 times, once to a priest who was a pedophile and abused who kids for 15 years until she finally divorced him, married to another guy she never gave specifics about for 20 years, and married to her current(at the time) husband for 7 years. The last one they decided to get married after meeting at a bar one night for the first time and it was true love. Turned out she was just married to him because he owned a home and was collecting just enough retirement money she didnt have to work to hard. She claim that all 4(sometimes of was 5) of her kids absolutely loved her. Two days later she talk about how none of them wanted anything to do with her because she had sided with Father Touchy. Youd come in the next week and all she'd talk about was the great time the family had at her house for the BBQ over her days off. My favorite moment with her though was before our morning meeting one Saturday I said "hello" as she was late and walking up behind me and she went off on some epic tirade of how I didn't give a shit about her and her struggles. How I didnt want to actually be nice to her(which was true because she stole as many sales as she could and hopped on as many tickets as possible) for about 20 minutes. Lady was nuts.