1) dumb ass ex girlfriend. I was fucking her really hard at the end and she throws me off and jumps up and says "WHY YOU GOTTA FUCK ME SO HARD ARE YOU GAY OR SOMETHING??!! My friends and I have been laughing at that quote for several years now.

2) My sister walked in on my high school girlfriend and I having sex. I had her bent over doggystyle and all she had on were some white socks and her face was buried in the pillow and there were plenty of blankets all around us so it was tough for my sister to get a great view, but she saw enough. My sister had earlier in the day seen my best friend at my house but he had left and the girlfriend had come over in between the time my sister had seen him. So when she walked in and saw this taking place she thought it was my best friend bent over and me plugging him from behind. So when she walked in she screams and runs out. My girlfriend and I sort of got embarrassed and I was laughing and my girlfriend started getting more and more upset so we just sat in my room for 30 minutes. When we finally went out into the kitchen, my sister starts dying laughing when she sees my girlfriend and she was laughing so hard that we can't even talk to her. So my girlfriend translates this as my sister is being a dick head and making fun of us so she runs back to my room mortified. But my sister finally is able to speak again and tells me that she thought it was my best friend and that I was gay. So she went inside my room again and apologized about it to my sister and we all had a good laugh about it.