That's nothing! Puh-leese! I once was stuck in the jungles of Antarctica and I had just run out of my food supply of pickled cabbage and penguin feathers. My stomach was starting to get the grumbles and I knew it wouldn't stop.

There is a moment in a human's life where they have to make the conscious effort to survive and not succumb to the communist death of freezing on an empty stomach. I needed food and I needed it fast!

Well obviously the only course of action was to preserve my solid waste to maintain myself via any means obtainable to me! That means may or may not have included eating 2/3rds my color and a dibble of kidney of the side.

This process, in a feat that may put 127 hours to shame involves many instruments I would prefer not to delve into, as they delved into me. Luckily i was rescued just as I was refilling my water bottle and now home made cathader with vital bodily fluids necessary for the saving and preserving of potential future meals! I'm fine now though dont you worry! I managed to bring some of my meal with me for later, it was quite scrumptious!