That I was taking the neighbors underwear out of the dyer and ripping holes in her panties. I live in an big old house, which has been converted into three apartments. I live on the top floor. At the time there was a girl living on the bottom floor, which has a locked entrance into the shared coin-operated laundry room.

One time, after living here for about six months, I went to wash my first load of laundry. I had been washing my clothes at my Grandpa's house because I visited him often and it was free. As I exit, the Landlord employed "handy man" asks me to come over and speak with him. He then mentions that "someone" has been sneaking downstairs, getting into the young ladies clothes, and ripping her panties.

I told him it was the first time I had ever even been down there. He obviously didn't believe me, and yelled out "I'm gonna kick his ass if I ever find the guy" as I was walking away. I found out later the girl downstairs had been claiming that I was doing it for over two months.

It only got worse. The neighbor directly below me left his laundry in the dryer all day, and I needed to wash my clothes, so I moved them into a basket since it was late at night. I figured it would be absurd to knock on their door at 2am over laundry. First thing in the morning, the "Dad" comes banging on my door as loud as he can, accuses me of being a pervert and a panty thief.

This went on for a good twenty minutes. He told me how he was a criminal, how he had three felonies, and if he wasn't already in trouble with the law he would kick my ass. Then he went on to tell me that the neighbor said I would hide downstairs in the dark and wait for her to come home. I tried to reason that if I was hiding downstairs in the dark all the time, someone else would have probably seen me down there.

Anyway, both of them have since moved out. I joined a Dojo, put on a lot of muscle, and have been training in Karate, Muay Thai kickboxing, knife fighting, stick fighting, and lots of sparring. Nobody has threatened to kick my ass since, so at least I have that going for me.