What's the worst thing your family has done to embarrass you?

When I was in younger I was a stubborn and overall awful kid. I had gotten close with someone who was really cute and funny. They liked me for some reason and we always had an amazing time together. So my parents knew this and decided to pull the most embarrassing prank on me with the help of my siblings. So me and my friends were talking at the park at night when my mom pretended to be drunk. When she did this she spilled every secret she knew about me. My siblings ran out of no where and yelled "PUHRAISE JESUS" I wanted to tell them to stop but my dad came out of nowhere spraying them with a spray bottle yelling "THE POWER OF POSEIDON COMPELS YOU!". Then my mom completely embarrassed me by yelling "OH BOY IF YOU KNEW HOW MUCH MY CHILD LOVES YOU YOU'D THINK HE'D BE A STALKER,HE ALWAYS DREAMS ABOUT YOU!" I just stared at my family in disbelief I couldn't even believe they did this. I got up and ran to my house. I say in my bedroom and tried not to cry. My family knocked on the door but when they realized how much it effected me they tried apologizing, but I wouldn't open the door. Then I got a text from my friend that just said and I quote "Cool Family". This was so embarrassing if someone told me this happened to them I wouldn't believe it.

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