I was the toastmaster at my best friends wedding, and pretty much took care of everything during the first 16 hours or so of her day. When the party really started later on at night, my friend wanted to "thank me" for all the help so she got me super drunk and hooked me up with one of her friends. Went back to her place (We were in a town about three hours away from my hometown), spent the night. The next morning I had to make it back to my hotel in time for breakfast so I had to leave around 10, still a bit drunk after only 3-4 hours of sleep, smelling like sweaty drunken sex, still wearing my now dirty suit from the day before. My hotel was on the other side of the town and I had no money for a cab, so I ended up walking straight through the town square looking like a drunk hobo wearing a suit. Took about 40 minutes, got a ton of strange looks from people who were enjoying their saturday morning downtown. When I reached the hotel I grabbed a cup of coffee and went to sit at the breakfast table with my friends who were having breakfast. At this point I'm extremely hungover and sweating like a pig on fire, because I never took off my jacket even though the sun was blazing outside. Ended up talking about my night in some detail only to later notice that we were surrounded by families with children. Quickly ran to my room, took a shower and left. Happy times!