My friend and I met up with some girls that he knew at a bar. He was already kind of dating one of them, let's call her Amy, and I was brought along to meet the roommate, let's call her Kristy. Kristy and I hit it off so at the end of the night all four of us went back to the girls' place. When we get there, there is already another guy there and I find out it's Amy's ex-husband. He came over to talk/hook up and was obviously pissed to find a couple of dudes arriving at the apartment.
I'm a little bugged out by this but I'm also pretty drunk and I had rife with girls and let my car at the bar so I could go anywhere anyways. After an uncomfortable 10 minutes or so the ex-husband leaves and for whatever reason, even though it is clearly a two bedroom apartment, they bring out an air mattress out into the living room. I'm confused by still drunk and horny so I start pumping it up. It's one of those foot pump mattresses and halfway through, I start wondering whether this shit is even worth it. Then as I'm almost finished, Amy comes out of her bedroom and brings us 4 bottled waters and a handful of condoms. Like 8-9 fucking condoms! Part of me is like, "Fuck Yeah!" And another part is wondering what is Kristy expecting out of me and that I'm probably not going to be able to live up to "4 water bottles and 8 condoms" sex-pectations.
Finally the fucking mattress is blown up and I sit down next to her on the couch. We make out a little bit and she takes off her shirt and she has really beautiful breasts. She climbs on top of me and starts grinding and I'm pulling off my clothes. Finally, I'm in my boxers and she is just in her panties and she is still sitting on my lap when she asks me if I think she is "easy." All I'm thinking is I'm sitting in someone's living room half naked so I don't really have much room to talk, so I say "no," but it really is a ridiculous question.
We slide down to the air mattress and start having sex but it's really not great because I'm really self conscious of having my bare ass bobbing up and down in a living room and the air mattress itself is unwieldy and making a ton of noise. After a few minutes of this, just when I'm starting to wonder how long I have to keep it going just so it isn't a complete disaster for her, I hear a car honk and then a huge crash and the sound of a window breaking.
It was Amy's ex husband, he had come back and thrown a brick through the living room window. There was glass everywhere and my buddy comes running out of his room while Amy comes out and flips on all the lights. I was so shocked that I just kind of kept on going and Kristy did too. My buddy ran outside while the ex-pulled away in his car and then came back in to see my noisily having sex in the living room with glass all around the bottom of the mattress. He goes, "dude, come on, stop" and I finally snap to and try to roll of but Kristy has a full jujitsu leg wrap going and won't let go. I'm a little claustrophobic and I start struggling and finally I yell out, " I said NO!" Even though I hadn't said "no" previously. Kristy unlocks and my buddy is freaking out arguing with Amy while I gather up my clothes and try to pull my condom off. Kristy is just looking at me with this funny smile.
Finally my buddy says he's getting the fuck out of there and I run after him, saying to the girls that "he's my ride!" Even though they had drove. We walked back to the bar and I just sat in my car waiting to sober up when I get a call from Kristy asking why we abandoned them, I told her I panicked and then she said Amy said that we could have sex in her room if we wanted. So I walked back to the house and had sex in Amy's bedroom while Amy was cleaning up the glass in the living room.
Yeah...