Well my friends and I had been robbing this place for 3 months, having very close calls, one of which we got out of by saying we just wanted to pet the horses (The place was kind of like a ranch, with a bunch of RVs and cars and even an old boat in the back). Well, I was the mastermind behind most of the heists. I'd picked the locks of the RVs (their boat and truck were unlocked, not that the boat mattered) and we had taken a bunch of foods, snacks, money, tools, alcohol, you name it. My friends and I were 14-15, and adrenaline junkies. Well, one day I decide to walk home and we head over to the field near the ranch and my friends drink some of the alcohol we stole and hid. I faked, as I personally am against myself getting drunk due to my corrupt modality, and these two dipshits agree to sneak in to the area and steal some more shit. At this point I'm dumbfounded, obviously not going with them, and am just standing in the damn field thinking and half knowing they were going to get caught. I debate leaving, and decide against it so I could help their dumb asses if they did get caught. They manage to take a fucking rifle out and some other things before I hear the peoples' fucking dog barking and them shouting. The two fucktards come running past me telling me to run. Instinctively I do for a little bit before stopping. This big burly fuck comes at me and tackles me to the ground. I told him to get the fuck off as I'm not resisting and couldn't breathe now and he refuses, so I kick him in the balls and manage to slink out from under him, and loudly state that I was not fucking resisting. My friends at least acknowledge running would be pointless and come back, and the cops were called. The people stated what happened and while the two idiots proclaimed nothing did I said they were drunk and not fit to answer, so I took the cops all over the field and showed them most of the stuff we took (said nothing about the money and stuff they wouldn't be able to prove). Found out that we would be charged with grand theft. Not auto, just grand theft. Fortunately the people don't press charges, and my friends were given breath tests and they had a minor infraction thing while I blew 00s and so I was completely let off the hook. It was April first, so I got the cop that took me back home to participate in a prank where I pretended I was drunk to my mother. It was a good, weird retarded day. But the realization that I could've been in jail hit and I shall never do anything that damn crazy again.