Oh fuck I had a terrible group project my last semester. I forgot a class I was supposed to take freshman year, so basically I get stuck with a bunch of 17 and 18 year olds trying to get a 7 person presentation together in front of 200 students. And they're flaky as fuck. We set up a time to meet, and I go and I'm the first one there. Someone shows up later, and we're like, "Oh we'll wait until the others show up." 5 minutes later, she says, Oh sorry I have to go meet someone!
Great. I go home, some never even responded after earlier saying they'd make it. I try to talk to some people, and they're acting clueless. No one is working, or at least looks like it. And every one of them was blaming the other people for not working with them. But two were worst of all, who apparently are roommates and friends.
So, I'm talking to people online because that's absolutely the only way to get a hold of them, and we decide we'd each work on 5 topics that we'll link together, and these other two bitches who weren't responding, well, they'll just have to get with it at some point.
So about one week before the presentation, the two girls complain to the teacher that the other five of us didn't do anything and that they put together the whole presentation. They are roommates, so they just worked on it together and hated us the whole time for it. They never even mentioned that they were doing any serious work, and they never tried to work anything out through chat or email, which was the only damn way to get any response out of people.
These two bitches had the gall to complain to the teacher that we didn't do anything and that we'd have to just sit and watch them two present the final day. Fuuuuck no. I got the rest of us together, split up some major topics and said we'd link it together as best we could. I told those two other bitches that we were going to present something whether they like it or not, and that it's not our fault they just sat together and made something. They never invited us over. They just decided to burn us.
We let the two bitches present first, they were meh, and then the rest of us finished up and when I came out I aced that shit and really showed that we put something good together. It felt so good to watch those other two bitches glare after, knowing that we didn't flunk the class by far.
Fuck them. It's one thing to be lazy, but it's another thing to try to get the rest of your group bad grades because your anti-social bitch ass thinks you can push the rest of us over. And, it would have worked on the rest of them if I didn't push hard against it. A couple of them were saying, "oh, well, since it's at this point maybe we should just let them take care of that?" Basically, "maybe we'll get lucky and get a C, and not have to do any work?" Fuck that, I'm graduating. And you're going to put some work in whether you like it or not.
I may have been a bit of an asshole about it, but those bitches started a war that might have pushed me back a semester to graduate, and there was no fucking way I'd let that happen.