I work in a hotel and I have this one story about this guy who could really fuck off.

Be me go to work at 7 in the morning, expecting to work a normal shift 2 hours in, 62 year old man who was at our hotel for 2 nights before today walks in and says he is looking for sympathy because he has pain in his shoulder I do not care, leave me alone so I can play my Nintendo switch and take care of anything actually important related to work guy forgot his phone charger at home and room phones do local calls only, I was kind enough to let him use the office phone He ends up being on the phone for 2 hours dammit 2 hours go by, I expect him to leave, he doesn’t he has me call a taxi and he waits another half hour I call the taxi again to see how long he will be, he says someone wants to go to Reno, he will be gone all morning (I live on the northern end of California, so it’s an hour and a half drive just to get to Reno) I take this old man to his room and he grabs his shoulder, starts swearing, and is breathing heavy I call an ambulance because I think he is having a heart attack, with how theatrical he is being ambulance takes him away and I finally get 2 hours of peace he comes back and sticks around for 20 more minutes, it was just shoulder pain I go home at 3 after this guy wastes my whole day it’s not over I get a text from my coworker she says he has been in the office for 3 hours and was literally having a conversation with himself. She told him to leave and he wanted to talk about this one time he was in high school, he would not leave not matter how many times he was told to get the fuck out.

I hate this guy.