3. Who was your most boring/awkward sexual partner? What made them so bad in bed?

Who was your most boring/awkward sexual partner? What made them so bad in bed?

Worst experience was not someone else but probably yours truly. Met this cute girl in a random party I went to because a friend invited me then and there. I was virgin at the time. She was kinda shy but also witty, I really liked that. At the end of the night when everybody's asleep she crawls on top of me but I had to say no to her beause she was about 10 times more shit faced than I was and this friend who invited me sleeps literally a hair length next to me (we're all on the floor lol) but I said I'd like to meet her again. The next time we met was when I was staying at my mom's place for a couple of weeks. We did a thing or two but in the end I just find the situation too weird, my mom's sleeping in the room right next to us. It was hard for me and her not not to let out sounds, too. Guess after a while she couldn't get into it either because I'm not aroused anymore, so we call it sleepy time and just talk (or something, I'm not sure, these happened years ago). The weird thing though was that she said she didn't belive I was a virgin, but wanted to teach me some stuff. I guess she was just being nice. Was very intrigued about the teaching stuff, though. The third and last time we met was at the same apartment the first party took place. We did our thing in the morning and at the precise moment I finish, the owner of the apt walks in. It was super awkward but I also kind of wanted to laugh. I left some bad sex memories for this girl, but she was nice and a real trooper.

Another awkward story. A girl I had met in an entry exam to a school I applied to asked if I wanted to sleep over at her place because I was in town. We had met couple times before visiting her place and had fun. I thought she was a cool person and nice to talk to, but wasn't sexually attracted to her. I was being real fucking dense and didn't even realise she had other things in mind and that I would not sleep on the nonexistent sofa or whatever. Her motives became clearer as the night went on but I decided to just kind of roll with it and not think too much about it, I'll just say I'm tired or something. So we were sleeping on her bunk beds. She climbs down and starts feeling me. I only showed her some pianist moves to the point she was feeling good but I had to stop there. I just saw us as friends and would've been really weirded out if it went further than what I already did.

Yeah, I hate myself.

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