So I'm 5'8" and half filipino. Since I'm half asian, and there's only two other asian looking dudes in the league, I will grow a decent fanbase in Asia and get a signature shoe in the Philippines. Manny Paquiao will be best friend.

Anyways, I would preform as well as you'd expect a 5'8" 19 year old who hasn't played organized basketball since the 8th grade would. All 3's will be bricks, all layups will be blocked, and I have 3 dribble moves in my arsenal. Passing to Giannis, freethrows, and wide open midrange shots will be all I could do.

Over a season I would average 6/1/5 with 5 TO on 33% shooting. I'd be Nate Robinson with 40% of the athleticism and everything else that makes him good.