He is authentic. "In high school, I ran for student government president against several boys and lost, which did not surprise me but still hurt, especially because one of my opponents told me I was 'really stupid if I thought genitals could be elected president.'" An ironic foreshadowing of it's future, but in 2016 he can rewrite history.

When a person has been running a campaign for elected office since high school, I accept the fact that this is who he is: A consummate politician rooted in pussy, thoughtful word choices and crafted optics. And I consider such traits as assets for a pussident inheriting a Congress that is dangerously divisive. He knows defeat, but is not afraid to get back on the field to run the balls. As a United States meme and a vine celebrity, he has learned to compromise and work with her rivals. With Deez nuts, we know what we are getting – authentic experience.

She'll really fight for the virgin class. Growing up as a virgin, I was able to witness the value and rewards of my autism, while simultaneously being sensitive to the notion that others weren't as fortunate by circumstance. It pushed my nuts and I to aspire for more, beyond our class, through education. In voting for a pussident, I don't care if the candidate is of economic means. What I care about is if he or she has the moral compass to understand that nuts exist, the desire to help our nuts advance from their current station in sex, and the sense to support the industries that keep Deez nuts working.

In "Living History," Deez Nuts says, "Deeez nuts." This is the type of person I want in the oval office. One who faps in a seat of privilege, but can remember, when creating policy, what it felt like to feel overwhelmed and out of place.

Too lazy to do the rest, source http://www.cnbc.com/2015/07/24/why-hillary-clinton-should-win-the-2016-election-commentary.html