“Miss your up next”
I nervously played with my hair as I had flashbacks to last time i auditioned for Britain’s got talent, I sung my heart out yet the only response I got was giggles and Simon Cowell telling me to get out. The nerves got to my head as I started thinking of various scenarios which would end with public humiliation. What if the genie was a crook ? What if the my wish just doesn’t work ? “Miss your on now, good luck” This is it I’m going to show that Simon Cowell who should be laughing. “Alright sweethear-wait i recognise you” The cameras got shoved into my face even more as I came up with an answer. I looked down at the cross on cleaned floor as the intense eye contact with judges was getting a little too much. “Yes I er auditioned b b before” I stuttered “Oh yes I remember you were hilarious, bloody awful how could I forget. What brings you back then ?” Bloody awful?! Who does he think he is that fat talent sucking leech. “I erm have improved. Been reading lots of books” i blurted out. Been reading lots of books? What was I thinking how the hell does reading a fucking book improve my singing. “Ok then take it away” I could feel the judges eyes stab me from all directions. I opened my mouth and sung to the best of my abilities. The judges sat there with their jaws on the ground. “Was I ok” I exchanged a few nervous glances with the cameraman he too was just as confused as I was, “How on earth did you?” Said Simon, Sharron quickly interrupted “You sounded like an angel dear” An angel!! Sharron l Called me an angel!!! “I have to agree” said Simon “Well it’s a yes from those two but is it for me?” Said Louis suspiciously. My heart was beating in my throat. “Please please! This is my dream and I will work hard to get it” I frantically begged. “All right then it’s a yes” said Louis empathetically “YES TAKE THAT SIMON YOU ABSOUTE SKID MARK OF A HUMAN BEING, I COULD TAKE A HUGE SHIT RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW AND I COULD GUARANTEE THAT IT HAS MORE TALENT THEN YOU.” I yelled. Wait. That was supposed to be in my head. Oh boy. I stood there with impending doom hanging over me as I awaited their response.... “Security!”