[WP] Your wish on your worst enemy comes true. It turned out to be the best thing to have ever happened to them.

The genie poofed away after I made my wish.

The funeral was amazing. Fat bastard would have approved. Damn it. Fat bastard gets everything he wants.

So much sympathy. People who reviled him in life lionising him in death. His disgusting sycophants playing it up.

Now there's serious talk of enshrining flat footed, lying, child molesting, fat ass fat bastard as an American hero. His statue will sit facing Lincoln's!

What's worse is that fat bastard is now an example. Every newbie is practically impersonating him. People are emulating him as a beacon of truth, justice, and the American way.

This is worse than if he lived.

Goddamn genie. More like a monkey's paw.

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