It's become an outright comedy. I've often been told that my husband's family, my in-laws, are worthy of their own reality show.

My brother-in-law is schizophrenic and un-medicated, so you can imagine the weird things that come out of that (clapping, laughing, talk of the Illuminati and mind-control, etc).

My father-in-law is a con man who recently lost his business of 20+ years to the Jewish mob and then tried to light himself on fire in a car full of gasoline.

My mother-in-law has virtually abandoned her children (the youngest being 15 and 16) and moves from house to house with whomever she is sleeping with at the time. Oh, and her job is babysitting a woman with dementia who she leaves in the car for hours at a time, apparently (if I witnessed this, in person, I'd call the cops, fyi). And she's sleeping with the old lady's son. Who is also technically her boss. But she's living with another boyfriend. But she's still married to her second ex husband. And has a boyfriend in FL ... who is her daughter's husband's uncle. We'll get to that...

Aunt Gloria - Is a violet, paranoid sufferer of bi-polar disorder who came over our house one day to ask if it was possible for someone to control her laptop from a remote -control. She was convinced someone was speaking to her from the laptop and saying, "Kill yourself..."

My sister-in-law is married and pregnant (baby due in 3 weeks); which doesn't sound horrible at first, but she routinely sleeps on my couch because they are in a verbally violent relationship, he doesn't have a job, they're defaulting on their house, and he's a mama's boy to the highest degree. He probably spends more time there than at his own home. A side note: his mother and his wife's mother (my mother in law) just recently got into a physical fight at the baby shower.

Uncle Tommy - Uncle Tommy is my sister-in-law's husband's uncle who just recently took to sleeping with my mother-in-law and has the whole family up in arms.

This is the abridged version, folks. I'll sell the rights, I swear.