Your soda bottle and mermaid were pretty damn good. How about my donut?

Jesus Christ...cool it. It sounds like you have the perfect life with the perfect spouse and work for the perfect school. No one else in reality has that. We are single parents, or work too much, or have schools that aren't that organized, or don't care, or do all their fucking events during the school day so I can never....ever....fucking attend. Stop sitting here from your perfect little life telling us how we are supposed to be doing. Honestly it just comes across as shitty.

Guess what I do? I wake up at 4:30am and grab all my 8 year olds shit and put it in my truck. Then I try my hardest to pick him up without waking him and put him in his car seat. I drive to my mom's to drop him off so that in a couple hours, SHE can get him ready and take him to school. Got that? SHE does...not me. I don't even get to interact I'm the morning. But wait, there's more. When his school gets done at 1:30pm, he gets to sit at the after school program till fucking 5:30 until I can get off work and get there.

Then it's the mad fucking dash of running home, cooking dinner while fighting with him to do homework since his ADHD meds have completely worn off by now. He's also pissed cause I can't sit and help him.. cause I'm cooking dinner. Homework time interaction is fucking gone. Or I could just buy frozen fucking meals every night and eat like shit so I can do hw with him. So now we are finished eating... and it was fucking beautiful....I mean the part of the day I've been waiting for since 5am...the time when we sit down at the table together and we have nothing else to do but eat and.......finally true interaction. It's the single most favorite part of the day.

Anyway....no real time to sit and be happy about that....it's 7+pm and he needs some electronic time or play outside for 30min before it's bath time and bed time. At bedtime....I read a story, we do a rundown on his day.....and he.usually decide that's the time to tell me that there is a special day tomorrow that I either can attend, or he needs something for, or whatever. Either way we just don't participate. It really fucking sucks.

But I digress.....I'm glad you're life is so perfect and you are able to sit there and tell all of us other parents what we need to do. Thank you.

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