$1900 CPU: Intel Core i7-6800K 3.4GHz 6-Core Processor

You are suggesting for someone to purchase a ~$400 processor when you lack AIO cooling and GTX 1080 "DT" edition? Did you not think this through? Wtf?

I optimized the builds for a healthy mix of CPU and graphics performance, NOT aesthetics, storage, or features.

Lmao, no you didn't, a 6800k is not optimal in a $2k build.

Yes, I can clearly see you didn't optimize for storage, what is the purpose of then? To fuck people over when they decide to purchase a list of parts?

A poor kid is going to take this joke of a list seriously and actually purchase this list and he/she will have an extremely horrible experience.

5400RPM

You might as well not even own a mechanical hard drive. You shouldn't suggest a part if the only experience you have had with PC's is going on Newegg and buying the most gaming looking PC you could find.

I am not going in order at all, but a 6700k with a 1070, are you insane?!

Please link some benchmarks where a 6700k will be able to perform at more than a 10% difference than a 6600k. Nah, I'll do it for you, I don't expect someone that makes a list like this capable of googling anything;

Witcher 3 4fps

GTAV 10fps

Is 10 FPS worth it for another $100? To keep in mind, you can use that $100 to purchase better storage, AIO liquid cooler.

Please delete this, you clearly have no idea what you are talking about and I would hate to see someone actually take your "advice".