Sorry if this is a bad story, I am not a writer, but I could use a 50 dollar steam card, so here is my best effort.
You wake up in a place with a bright, colorless sky and a seemingly never-ending white landscape. "Where am I?", you mutter to yourself, as you get off the soft, white ground.
You take a gander around. There is not anything to be seen, just a bright, blank, abyss. You yell, "Hello?!" "Anyone there?!" ...Nothing. Then suddenly, seemingly out of thin air, a tall and large figure fades into the distance. You try to get his attention. "Hey! Can you hear me? I'm over here!" He doesn't respond, so you start to walk over to him.
After a good 40 seconds of walking, you finally meet him. He was a chubby man with plenty of white stubble on his chin, and a pair of round spectacles. You ask, "Who are you?" The man responds, "I am Gaben, the keeper of this land."
You ask, "Where am I?"
"PC Master Race Heaven."
"But I played on Xbox for my entire life!"
"Yes," responds Gabe, "but you acknowledged that PC is a superior platform to consoles."
"Oh." "Is this all to PCMR heaven, just a blank, white, landscape?"
Gabe chuckles, and responds "Of course not! Follow me, we shall hike to the gate!"
You and Gabe hiked a good 5 miles or so (or it seemed), to a giant, fenced area with a golden-barred fence with a sign above reading "MAY YOUR FRAMERATES BE HIGH AND TEMPERATURES BE LOW." Gabe reached into his pocket and took out a golden, old-style key, and unlocked the gate to PCMR heaven. Gabe signaled you to go in, and when you did, he closed the gate, then faded away.
In PCMR Heaven, all of the buildings looked like computer towers, and all of the people were very beautiful, muscular and had long, white hair. Everyone was having cheerful, quiet discussions about PC gaming and components. You were about to walk into a building labeled "Micro Center" when you were stopped by a skinny, short, and handsome man.
"Hey! Are you Dave?" he asks in a higher-pitched voice.
"Yes, I am. And you are, sir?" you respond.
"I'm Linus, your guide! I'm here to show you around! I have another appointment in 15 minutes, so let's start right away!"
After 15 minutes or so of Linus giving you a tour of PCMR Heaven, he led you to a large computer-case building. It had a sign on the door labeled "Welcome, Dave!"
"This is your house, Dave! Keys are under the $1 mousepad mat. I got another appointment stat, so I gotta fly! Cya!"
Linus rushed off into the crowed streets. You unlock your house, and you immediately feel a cool rush of air from the excellent A/C. You kick off your shoes, and walk over to the LED-lit PC that is turned on, waiting for you. CPU-Z was already open, stating the system was using a 18-core 3ghz Xeon processor, and a GTX Titan Z 4-way SLI. In PCMR Heaven, everything on steam was permanently 100% off, so you immediately got CS:GO and gamed on. The frames per second never dipped below 600fps, and it was glorious.