I have some fun news for you bro.
I'm a union electrician and this whole vagisil thing is child's play. I have in my career done the following:
That's just what I can remember.
You live in a hug box. Your view of things is skewed because you view life through the anus shaped lens of Twitter blue check marked genetic dead ends.
Your opinions aren't your own and you just regurgitate things you've heard like the world's most obnoxious talking bird.
Men talk to each other like this everyday. Not "real men" just men. That's bro culture. That's the kind of male friendship that you are incapable of having because you take offense to every minor sleight. every insipid, meaningless, petty remark you make it your mission to find a way to take issue with.
I'm going to tell you what I tell apprentices with this attitude "don't be such a bitch bro, you need a tampon?"