ESH... first I’d like to address you, because your husband is obvious. While he’s acting like a jackass by not cutting out the crap in public, you physically abandoned him someplace because of talk. You two asshalves created a whole ass with your two reactions. I’m trying to figure out what this “lisp” is, but for the life of me I cannot remember a moment where I heard a toddler with a “lisp” so I’m just going to assume that you’re talking about plain old cringy baby talk.
You both really sound like winners here, and WTF is wrong with doggo? You bring in not having sex for six months because of his word usage super early into this and that’s troubling. It sounds like you’re using sex as a weapon and or reward ie: ( do as I say and you get laid/ if you do X or Y I’m withholding sex ). Both are pretty repugnant for using wiener or boobies. I’m a medical professional (PA) and I sometimes use those words because having to be clinical and language sterile so much just becomes mind numbingly boring. Your husband is 35 not 86 and I’ll assume you are similar in age which is still rather young.
Aside from the obvious one sided stuff you’ve posted here have you tried to talk about what is happening in his life? Everyone keeps jumping into “kink” with this, but it seems more like attention seeking than kink. How do your schedules mesh, and have either of you experienced a heavier work load recently? You say that you’re not having sex and haven’t for over six months and this is often a massive stressor in a marriage. How long have y’all been married? Do both of you work “professional” jobs, or is there any difference in pay between the two of you that would reflect his behavior?
There’s literally thousands of combinations that could be factors in his actions, but according to you there’s only one which is causing you to stress your relationship to a breaking point through sex manipulation and abandonment. Yes your husbands a douche for acting like a kid in the store and not stopping “playing around” when you ask. However, you’re an abusive spouse by trying to make him change through sex manipulation and leaving him somewhere without means to get home.
You’re both just as equally assholes, but at least he’s not the abusive one!