American royalty

Few facts about "pumpkin"

It's not known who her birth father is She wants to go to beauty school. She earned a nickname of Chunkin. She was part of an etiquette class. She has a friend named Becky. She and her familly members were recovering from injuries on her 14th birthday. The injuries occurred from a car crash and pumpkin had chest bruises and panic attacks after this accident. Her favorite food is corn. She thought Anna was native. She fights with Jessica a lot. She was one of the bridesmaids at Anna's wedding. She had an accident where she almost lost her vision. In the watch and sniff promo she smelled whole milk. She also smelled Alana's fart in the watch and sniff promo. She also did hold some laundry for June to smell in the watch and sniff promo. She needed glasses. She shares a room with Alana. She kissed a giraffe. She used balls to knock down Anna. She breathed on June in the watch and sniff promo. Lauryn's room is blue with dark blue handprints. Her name is bright orange. On her spring break this year she did a redneck hot tub and a house boat vacation. She doesn't know how to cook eggs in a microwave. She received a lesson on table manners. She is friends with Tyson Jackson. She is almost a typical teen. She uses Instagram. She bullied two girls. She was 2 when Anna was abused. Her Instagram user account is be_brave14. In an interview it was relieved that Lauryn and Jessica have the same father She cant see very well because a key was thrown at her. Her father was a child molester. She and Jessica have the same father. She got a threat with her mother on Facebook. She recorded a song moving up with her sister Alana. She is bisexual She has lost 26 pounds as of 5/21/15

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