My first time trying Mescaline started out crap, but then go awesome. Where I live they are pretty common, so my buddy just asked his neighbor if he could cut off a couple feet.
He dried them, ground them up super fine, and then put that material into ~200 capsules. We split them up evenly, and downed them all (fucking bad time). After that ordeal, we started playing Portal 2 and got into it (I honestly think we were already kinda tripping at this point) while waiting for my bro to get ready and take us to Yoshi's Island 3. Which was a rave.
We get to the rave, bloated, and start walking around, listening to some of the DJs, looking at all the scantily clad rave chicks. We hop on a bouncy house, sit in front of some of those finger dance people (I don't know what they're called), and decide that raves are wack and this isn't hitting. We call my bro to come pick us up, and end up heading home.
My brother drops off my friend, and afterwards just head back to his place to kick it. We smoke some bowls and turn on DBZ:Kai.
It's pretty late/early, about 2am; my brothers asleep, I'm still watching DBZ, and I notice something weird. The backgrounds keep changing size. The palm trees are shrinking and stretching, bowing and thinning. The characters facial features and bodies are doing the same. I start giggling. Yay, my first psych trip. I keep giggling, and start laughing. I get up and go to the bathroom. I have a big fucking grin that makes me laugh every time I look at it. Holy shit, my face is changing size and shape. "Whoa." I freeze after I whisper that to mirror Zondwich. My face turns into different shapes with different words. I don't know how long I was in there for doing that, but it was fun. I go back to laying down. Still giggling/laughing. Loving the colors of the show and how everyone's face is ever-changing. I then got a sudden urge to go skateboarding, which I haven't done since 4th grade. I decided that I wanted to play Portal again, but couldn't stop laughing at how funny crawling is. I decided to watch DBZ instead, and ended up falling asleep around 6am.
I then woke up around noon and took the biggest, meanest, greenest shit ever.