https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/12803
Try this one out:
Mark and Luis – digital created a fake craigslist jobs post for women who want to apply to jobs one of Trump’s organizations. This will be a microsite and we still need to send it to Perkins. Since we will be pitching this, need your approval please.
Multiple Positions (NYC area)
Seeking staff members for multiple positions in a large, New York-based corporation known for its real estate investments, fake universities, steaks, and wine. The boss has very strict standards for female employees, ranging from the women who take lunch orders (must be hot) to the women who oversee multi-million dollar construction projects (must maintain hotness demonstrated at time of hiring).
Title: Honey Bunch (that’s what the boss will call you)
Job requirements:
No gaining weight on the job (we’ll take some “before” pictures when you start to use later as evidence)
Must be open to public humiliation and open-press workouts if you do gain weight on the job
A willingness to evaluate other women’s hotness for the boss’ satisfaction is a plus
Should be proficient in lying about age if the boss thinks you’re too old
Working mothers not preferred (the boss finds pumping breast milk disgusting, and worries they’re too focused on their children).
About us:
We’re proud to maintain a “fun” and “friendly work environment, where the boss is always available to meet with his employees. Like it or not, he may greet you with a kiss on the lips or grope you under the meeting table.
Totally believe all those skanks claiming Trump touched them. DNC would never use people who have donated to the Clinton Foundation and been insiders of the campaign to make false claims.
(Just kidding, they did.)