I'm not "playing dumb". I was confused that you literally believe you can't cash out Bitcoin. Of all the dumb things I've read about crypto, this might actually be the dumbest. Most confusing is how easily debunked your conspiracy theory is, you just have to simply ask. I did not cash out "God knows when", it was earlier this year.

I'm certain you can still cash out easily from reputable exchanges like Coinbase if you want. They're a California based company with offices you can physically visit and the USD balance is FDIC insured. I'm not even sure how this could even be a question. Do you genuinely believe that the thousands of people attempting to cash out from Coinbase can't, but no one says anything because... reasons? This is seriously some next level delusion.