Controversial expectations

TSCC expects every member to ______________:

  • Get baptized, attend every Sunday and declare JS a true profit of dog
  • Stay absofuckinglutely loyal to TSCC
  • Not have a real life outside church controls (even down to what you drink)
  • Give them your hard-earned money for life
  • Get married in the temple
  • Wear their church-approved underwear
  • Make lots of babies who become future loyal tithe payers
  • Be a leader in the church, which just means their enforcer & indoctrinator
  • Never question anything TSCC does, not matter how absurd or hurtful

A few things are borderline optional:

  • Go to BYU
  • Go on a mission
  • Go to the temple every week/month, whatever
  • Enjoy sex with the TBM spouse

They could have even more control but haven't realized the profit potential:

  • LD$, Inc. toilet paper (Costco's #1 selling item by $ volume)
  • LD$, Inc. cars and trucks
  • LD$, Inc. houses in gated communities
  • LD$, Inc. cell phone provider
  • LD$, Inc. TV dinners
  • LD$, Inc. bottled water from snow melt in the Uintas

And it's forbidden by revelation to purchase any of these from other sources.

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