Back in my tripping days I had this crazy trip one night...
It all started when my friend ate a ton of mushrooms on top of the cough medicine we both had. I was standing in the kitchen with him getting a drink when he stopped mid sentence and his eyes went fully black.
All of a sudden his arms snapped out to his side and he stood on his tippy toes and started convulsing. He hung there in the kitchen with his arms out like he was jesus floating on a cross before he opened his eyes revealing his solid black pupils.
"Hello DarkTussin" he said, in a british accent.
He walked over to the refrigerator as though nothing unusual had happened and poured some milk and tea together. At this point, my trip is hitting hard and I am freaked out watching him.
He brings the cup over to me and says, "Here Darktussin, drink from my cup."
"I don't want anything from your cup, Satan", I say... realizing for the first time that I am God.
He smirks at me, "Come on DarkTussin, it's just chai tea ... have some chai tea from my cup, you'll like it..." He smirks at me, and I am thirsty, but I see him for what he is... I refuse.
He follows me around, speaking constantly in a british accent and admiring himself in every mirror that he steps in front of... for some time he sits there looking in the mirror ... smirking at himself, flexing his face muscles, glancing over at me creepily...
At some point in the night, he tells me his goal ... his goal is to get one of my friend's laid... he wants to get my friend Adam (real name) to sleep with a girl at the house...
This girl comes on to me pretty hard, I'm laying on the couch with her and she is kissing me, but I tell her that something weird is going on tonight and we should not sleep together.
Satan approaches me and tells me that his grandmother is doing laundry (2am at this point) and he needs my pants for the laundry... I tell him to leave us alone.
Sitting outside smoking a cigarette with Satan when he makes a deal with me... if he can make me say something three times, I must leave the house with him and go to Kroger. I agree, since I would never be so stupid as to say this phrase three times.
A minute later I come out of a blackout and he is laughing ... I have just said the phrase for the third time...
I tell my friend, "Please, don't sleep with [the girl] tonight, something strange is going on ... there is a religious lesson being taught ... please just don't sleep with her."
He laughs at me, "Don't worry Darktussin, I am not interested in her, you are my friend" He hugs me ... I leave with Satan.
Sitting in the parking lot, he makes a phone call... he asks Adam what is going on at the house... "They are in the room together alone with the door closed ... I can hear some noises..."
Satan looks over at me smiling... "They are sleeping together right now".
"[My friend] wouldn't do that to me... we are good friends, he told me he wouldn't."
We get home... I ask him if he slept with her ... "I just laid there dude, she did everything ... I was in a blackout, please, I'm sorry..."
"YOU FAILED ME! YOU FAILED ME FRIEND! I CAST YOU OUT! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY GARDEN"
Satan laughs in the background...
This trip actually happened to me ... had temporary psychosis for about a day and didn't talk to my friends and I cried realizing that we had failed God in the same way.
About a day later, I came out of it and hit up my friend.
"Sorry I broke your trip bro"
"No worries..."