I was going to dump an alphabetised list of bands I saw perform between 2004 - 2015 when I actually bothered to track such things but apparently it’s too big for one post? I guess the pretention in that speaks, or rather, oozes for itself..

Still, doomscroll and suffer a partial chunk of it.

Crystal Castles x 6 Cunt & The Gang x 2 Cursive CVLTS Cymbals Eat Guitars Daedelus The Daisy Riots x 2 Damien Marley Daniel Johnston Dan Le Sac vs Scroobius Pip Dananananaykroyd Danny Thompson Darkstar Datassette Deaf School Dean Wareham The Decemberists Deerhunter x 2 De La Soul Death Grips Delphic Denise Jones Desaparecidos Dent May Diamond Rings Dick Limerick Apocalypse The Dillinger Escape Plan Dire Wolfe Dirt Blonde x 3 Dirty Beaches The Dirty Vagrants Disclosure Django Django x 2 DM Stith Does It Offend You, Yeah? x 3 Dogshow x 4 Dogsocket Doldrums Double Echo Dragonforce x 2 Drawlings Dreadsquad Dream Boat D/R/U/G/S Drug Church Drugs For Drunks The Dykeenies x 3 Dub Incorporation Dub Pistols Ducktails Dutch Uncles Early Day Miners Ear Pwr Echo & The Bunnymen x 3 Edwyn Collins Efterklang Egyptian Hip Hop x 4 Einstúrzenda Nebauten Electric Six x 4 Electrosexual Elephant 6 Holiday Surprise Elephino Elle S'appelle Ellie Goulding x 2 Elmo Logic El Toro EMA Emergent Behaviour Emma Deigman Enablers End Of A Year Equinox x 2 Ergo Phizmiz Erol Alkan Errors x 2 Esazlesa Euan Lynn Euros Child x 2 Ex Easter Island Head Explosions In The Sky E-Z-H The Faint Fair Ohs Fake Blood The Fall x 4 Fall Out Boy x 2 Fanfarlo Fantastic Mr Fox Fatoumata Diawara Favours For Sailors The Fay Wrays Feist The Felice Brothers Field Music Fight Like Apes Fightstar x 2 Final Fantasy (Owen Pallett) Fine Young Firecrackers The Flaming Lips The Flamin' Mamies Fleet Foxes Floating Points x 2 Flock Of Seagulls Florence and the Machine x 2 Flowers For Helen Foals x 3 Fordamage Foreign Beggars x 2 Forever The Sickest Kids Former Bullies Four Tet Four Year Strong x 2 Frankmusik Frank Sidebottom x 2 Frankie & The Heartstrings Frantic Noise Franz Ferdinand The Fratellis The Fray Friendly Fires Frightened Rabbit x 2 The Frogs Fuck Buttons Fucked Up fun. x 2 Furious Golden Showers Future of the Left The Futureheads Galaxie 500 Galchen Gallows x 2 The Gangbe Brass Band Gang Gang Dance Gemma Hayes General Fiasco Georgia Asphalt Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly! The Ghost Frequency x 2 Ghost Saddles Girls Girl Talk Glasvegas Glassjaw Gnarwolves x 2 goFASTER>>> Godwosh Gogol Bordello Gold Panda Golden Silvers Goldheart Assembly Good Thieves Gonjasufi The Gossip x 2 Graffiti Island Gravelines Green Gartside Grimes x 2 Grinderman Group Doueh Grouper Guano Unsane Guns or Knives GWC Hadouken! x 3 Haight-Ashbury Hallo, I Love You Hang The Bastard The Haxan Cloak Haunted Cassette Tapes HEALTH x 3 Heaven & Hell The Heebie Jeebies HelloGoodbye Hello Saferide Henry Homesweet x 2 Hessle Sound System Hillary & The Democrats The Hive Collective The Holloways Hollywood Undead The Hoosiers x 2 The Horrors x 3 Horsebastard Holy Fuck Hostile Radio Hot Chip Hot Club De Paris x 7 The Hot Melts House That Jack Built Howlin Rain Human Hands The Hush Sound HURTS Hypercolours I Am The Avalanche IAMX I Blame Coco x 2 Iced Earth IcePops For Breakfast Ida Maria Iggy Pop & The Stooges Iglu & Hartly x 2 Incubus Indica Ritual Invisible Cities Iron Witch x 2 Islet x 3 Isocore Is Tropical x 3 Ital IYES Jack's Mannequin Jack Penate x 2 James Blackshaw James Blake x 2 James Chance & The Contortions James Canty James Morrison Jamie Isaac Jamie Jones x 2 Jamie XX x 2 Japandroids Japanese Voyeurs Jason Lytle Jay Electronica Jay Reatard x 2 Jeff Lewis & The Rioters Jeff Mangum (Neutral Milk Hotel) x 2 Jenny and Johnny x 2 Jimmy Holland Jimmy Lightfoot & The Disciples Joan Of Arc x 2 Joanna Gruesome Joanna Newsom x 3 Joe Boyd Joel Cahen John Cale John Cooper Clarke x 4 Johnny Foreigner x 7 Johnny Sands John Talabot Jonas Brothers Joshua Radin Joy Formidable x 2 Julian Lynch x 2 Julio Bashmore x 2 Juliette Lewis The Junior Varsity Justice Kalika Karine Polwart Karrigan Kate Nash Kelly Clarkson Kelis Kero Kero Bonito Kevin Devine x 3 Keyboard Choir Kids In Glass Houses x 2 Kimya Dawson x 3 Kindness The King Blues King Krule King Twit Kirk Spencer Kogumaza Konono Nº1 Kria Brekkan Kyla La Grange Kyle Hall LA Vampires Lacuna Coil Ladyhawke Ladytron x 2 Laetitia Sadier La Horrox Lamb Of God Lana Del Rey Land Ahoy! Late Of The Pier x 2 Laura Marling x 2 Lemuria Les Savy Fav Levon Vincent Liars x 2 The Liberty Vessels Lily Allen Light Asylum Lightning Dust Lightning Seeds x 2 Lights Lightspeed Champion The Lion and the Wolf Little Boots x 2 Little Death Little Fields x 2 The Little Flames Loefah Lone The Long Finger Bandits The Loose Moose String Band Los Campesinos! x 12 Lost On Campus Lostprophets x 2 The Louche FC Lou Reed (Metal Machine Trio) Lovecraft Loved Ones Lydia Lunch x 2 M. Ward x 2 The Maccabees Machine Head Macka B & The Roots Raggah Band Madina Lake The Magnetic Fields The Magic Band (- Captain Beefheart) Major League Male Bonding Make Shapes The Mae Shi Magic Touch Mamadou and Super Libador Band Manchester Orchestra x 2 Maps & Atlases Marcia Griffiths Marcus Visionary Maria Minerva Maria Taylor Mark Magill Mark Morriss Marina & The Diamonds Marmozets Married To The Sea x 2 Martha Wainwright Mary Jane Coles Mashemon Mater Suspiria Vision Matthew Dear x 2 Matt Riviere Mayday Parade x 2 Max Raptor Maximilien Irregular Mazes Mc Devo (& Shady Piez) Mcfly x 5 Me and the Bees Meat Puppets x 2 The Medic Droid x 2 Megalopsy Megar Death x 2 Melody's Echo Chamber The Membrames Memoire Mentallica x 2 Merchandise Mercury Rev Metric Metro Manilade x 5 Metronomy x 2 Miles Kane Million Stylez Mirrors Misery Guts Mizkai MK MOA Modern Baseball Modest Mouse x 2 Mogwai Moko Moneen Monobrow Mongrel Monsters Build Mean Robots Moose Blood Mount Eerie Mount Kimbie x 2 Mr Scruff Ms. Dynamite Mudhoney Mugstar múm Mumford & Sons Mungo Hi-Fi My Chemical Romance My First Tooth My Teenage Stride Mystery Jets x 4 Nai Harvest x 2 Napoleon IIIrd The National Negative Approach Neon Indian x 2 Neutral Milk Hotel nevershoutnever! New Age Pirates x 3 New York Dolls Ninetails Nitewreckage Noah & The Whale x 3 No Joy Northern State Novella Nuevo Django O Children Objekt Oddbwar x 2 Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All The O'Fishel Jazz Band Of Montreal OK Pilot The Olivia Tremor Control Omar S Onions Oneohtrix Point Never Orchestra Of Spheres Organ Freeman x 3 Outfit Owls Ozric Tentacles Palma Violets Paloma Faith Panda Bear Pangaea Panic! At The Disco Parenthetical Girls Party Horse Passion Pit x 2 PastaFourEyes The Pastels Patrick Wolf Pat Pat Patti Smith Paul Tarpey Peace Peggy Sue Peggy Sue & The Pirates Penelope Edmund Penguin Cafe PENS x2 Pete Doherty Pete & The Pirates Pete Bentham & The Dinner Ladies Phosphorescent Phullopium Dude Pierlo Pink x 2 Pins PJ Harvey The Pins Plaids Plain White T's Pneu Posioned Electrick Head Ponytail The Pop Group Portico Quartet Post War Glamour Girls Primal Scream Primary 1 Prince Rama The Prodigy Projekt1 Public Image Limited. Pull Tiger Tail x 2 Pulp Punch Purity Ring Queens Of The Stone Age R. Stevie Moore Raw Bones R O M A N C E Raggedy Angry The Raincoats The Raveonettes Rebbeca Real Estate The Red Jump Suit Apparatus Reel Big Fish Regina Spektor x 2 The Residents Resonators Rewards Rhys Chatham Ricky Spontane The RNC Robert Kirby Robots In Disguise Robyn Hitchcock The Rocket Summer x 2 Rodney P & Skitz Roland BPM Run Toto Run Saint Etienne Sandi Thom Savages Saved By Hero x 3 School of Seven Bells Scottie Deep Scott Matthews Scouting For Girls Scratch Acid Scuba Seb Wildblood Shark Teeth Scream Club The Script The Secret Handshake Send More Paramedics Sensorites Sex Beet Shadows Fall Sharks Shark Teeth Shame & Skandal She & Him Shiny Toy Guns Shoes and Socks Off Shonen Knife Shonky Shrodinger's Cat Sick Circus x 2 Silver Columns Simon Joyner Simon Knighton x 2 Simone White Skindred The Skinny Boys The Skints x 2 Sky Larkin x 3 Slaves To Gravity Sleigh Bells x 2 The Slits Slow Club x 3 The Smiths Indeed Smoke Fairies x 2 Soft Pack Soft Toy Emergency x 4 Sonic Youth Space Dimension Controller Spectrals SpectraSoul Spectrum The Spill Canvas Spiritualized SSS Star Slinger Stealing Sheep x 3 Stephen Hudson Stiff Little Fingers StigNoise The Stooges The Stranglers x 2 Sub Focus Such Gold Sufjan Stevens Sugar The Sugarhill Gang Suicide Suicide Silence Sum 41 Summer Camp x 3 Sunday Girl Sun Ra Arkestra x 2 Sunshine Underground x 2 Surfer Blood Swans Swanton Bombs x 2 The Swapsies x 2 Sydney Baileys No Good Punchin' Clowns x 2 Talons Tallest Man On Earth Tall Ships x 2 Taylor Hollingsworth Teams Team Ghost Team Waterpolo Teknicolor Teenage Fanclub Teengirl Fantasy Tegan & Sara x 4 Tellison Tenacious D Tennis Terror Pigeon Dance Revolt That Fucking Tank x 2 Thee Oh Sees x 2 The Thermals Thinking Fellers Thrice Thursday Tigers Jaw Tilly and the Wall Tim Burgess Tim Kasher Times new Viking Tinfoil Hat Brigade x 2 To My Boy Tokyo Police Club Tom Vek Tonstartssbandht Tool Toots and The Maytals Toundra Tracky Birthday Tragedy x 2 Trash Talk Tribes Triple X Boogie Trivium Tubelord x 3 tUnE-yArDs The Twilight Sad Twisted Wheel Unknown Mortal Orchestra Valencia Vampire Weekend x 2 Vasco De Gama x 3 The Vaselines x 2 Vashti Bunyan x 2 VHS Head Viv Albertine Vivian Girls Voorhees Waiting For Winter The Walkmen Wave Machines x 2 The Wave Pictures Wavves We Are Scientists x 2 We Are The Ocean We Came Out Like Tigers x 3 We Were Promised Jetpacks Well Wisher Wet Nuns White Lies Wild Beasts x 3 Wilko Johnson Willy Mason Willy Moon Wolf People x 2 Wolle XDP Women x 2 The Wombats x 3 The Wurzels The Wonder Years The Wyrding Module XGETREALX Xiu Xiu x 2 The XX x 3 XX Teens YACHT x 3 YAMANTAKA // SONIC TITAN Yeah Yeah Yeahs x 2 You Blew It You Me At Six x 3 Young Legionnaire Yuck x 2 Zoey Van Goey Zola Jesus x 2 Zombie Nation The Zombies x 2 Zombina and the Skeletones x 3 Zoo Kid (King Krule) x 2 The Zutons