Did my parents pay for me to receive an award?

My family is very secretive. My dad while very joking (claimed as kids he was the Batman “you ever seen me and him in he same room?” Etc) but he had occasionally made vague mentions of the Freemasons from time to time. Once I was joking about the Illuminati or something and he brought it up, and when I was younger watching the episode of spongebob with squidwards secret org, and he brought it

there’s more deep lore I haven’t uncovered including some legal trouble he was in but was cleared of. I still have no clue what happened, and they never opened up about it other than saying They were harassed but hundreds via phone (ex coworkers, now severed family, schoolmates from home country, etc)

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