I'm female and use the Internet, so I know what the odds are like. I could post a selfie of myself holding a kitten and there's the utilities covered. A video of myself opening a jar of spaghetti sauce, that's the mortgage. Popping a balloon? Car. Payment. My back volunteer catalogue at LibriVox alone could probably wipe out my student loans.

But y'know? There's not really a lot of good stuff out there for blind people, the dyslexic or those who aren't visually oriented, and there's a lot of Amazon self-publishers who pay handsomely for audiobook readers.

So I'mma just read out loud. I do that a lot anyway at work, I sound enough like several famous people that I have deniability in the professional sphere, and this way, at least I know the $10 deposits represent people with, like, a similar taste in smutty novels and probably not as many choices for smut as, say, people who like garden-variety visual porn.

...And there goes the water bill. Huh.