Okay, that was definitely a body double.

First of all, does Trump normally wave like that? The video shows him moving his hand back and forth. I don't think I've EVER seen him do that, or at least not nearly as often as just holding a hand up or shaking it a bit. That was NOT a "Trump wave."

Second, the man is on an absolute tidal wave of drugs right now. You're seriously gonna look me in the eye and say he's able to get up, walk around, sit upright in a car for an extended period of time, all while having taken such an intense cocktail in the last 24-48 hours? Please.

Third, it's extremely suspicious that the media didn't know about this. There was already tons of press surrounding the building watching every move. An egomaniac like him wouldn't have just silently hop in a car, he'd Tweet to the whole world he's coming out for a bit, he would've wanted every damn camera imaginable to see his "almighty-ness" and stuff. On the other hand, if you're sending a body double, it's better to have less press and less scrutiny for anyone to catch on.

It's been 4 years of lying, folks. Don't start believing it now...