I live across the street from a public golf course. It has convinced me that golfers are some of the worst people alive. Every couple of weeks I have to deal with some entitled douchebag climbing the fence in to my backyard (private property) because they used their shit aim to launch it across the green, over the street, and in to the houses. They literally think they can just walk in to any place they want with the ball being an excuse. I have literally had to chase people off of my property with a bat. On top if that, I have had drunks stumble over and break lawn ornaments, attempt to piss in my bush, and one jackass tried to leave a 12 pack box on my lawn before I chased him down and took the keys to his golf cart.

It had gotten to the point where I refuse to be nice to any of them. I’ll be walking to my mailbox and have someone ask me to chuck them their ball from the middle of the street so they don’t have to walk around the fence, and I will completely ignore them. I just can’t be bothered to deal with golfers anymore.