Hah, I wrote a rap about my grievances with my cat and I mention the ammonia smell of his piss. It is an awful smell.

To the tune of: The D.O.C. - It's Funky Enough

This fucking cat

Doesnt matter where I'm in the house

Hes at my heels or sprinting 'round

or crashing the coat rack

Dont deny attention

Or he'll get into anything I above mentioned

Just to name a few

Clawing at the bed

if hes antsy you can bet

he might take a poo

somewhere other than the litterbox

in the corner where he pissed a lot

it smells strongly of ammonia

He always acts a fool

Clawing at the back of my chair

While I'm trying to make the words rhyme and land

Emphasis on the snare

Doing crazy shit

Drinking water from the toilet

and you know he didnt boil it

Then hes off to go a toilin'

I might head to the kitchen

and find it's been stricken

by a cold kitten

Every cabinet open

Every hand towel missing

Always climbin on my desk

or he climbin on my lap

or he climbin on my chest

or he climbin on my back

but for a kitty he the best.