Yeah man, the old school crush story every guy has.

I got a thing for redheads, and this bitch was firecrotch as fuck. When I was 14-15, that specific pussy was up high on the pedestal.

I finally got her, I had this bitch in the bag. After a year of trying to be the absolute best me I could be and losing like half my starting body weight this girl was finally mine, she'd agreed to date me, and then after that date she sticked around.

Anyway, one day we're walking, and the sun is catching just right in her bright green eyes, making them flash just a little. Honestly that image of her eyes I still hold quite vividly in my mind, it's just one of those things your brain doesn't ever drop.

We're up on the second floor of the school, overlooking the entire thing, and she pulls me aside to this big glass window that you could see all the way out to the bushland reclamation project from on a clear day, and she points to this weird handprint in the glass, and the following conversation forever embedded the golden rule in my brain. "She might look pretty, but that don't mean she act pretty."

So she points to the handprint and goes:

Her: Guess what that is.

Me: A fucking hand?

Her: That is my ex boyfriends cum, we fucked up here and after he finished I smeared it on the window here.

You know that look people give you when you say something stupid? I like to imagine that's the look I had on my face at that moment.

Not only is this fucking nasty, smearing cum on the walls like a geriatric whose got his first stiffy since middle age, but you're fucking proud of it and you're telling me it like it's a turn on?

I just kind of dodged her after that till she got the hint, it's not like I was angry she had sex with someone else before we dated, I'm not fucking stupid. It's more that she thought the nasty shit she did with cum in a public area was something to be proud of.

I checked her Facebook recently, she's married and having a kid, honestly I think that's good for her. I wish her nothing but good things, but Jesus fuck if i don't think she's fucking filthy.