Round scars on my inner wrist: dripped scalding oil on myself - about 3 years ago

Scar on inside of lower leg/calf: dog had a split nail from digging and jumped up on me to say hello - about 5 years ago

Scar on chin: faceplanted into a marble bar top (7 stitches) 8 years ago

Pebble stuck in arm (healed over): fell from a moving vehicle while trying to drunkenly vomit out of the passenger door whilst not wearing a seatbelt - also about 8 years ago

Scar on tip of finger: slipped while slicing lemons with a serrated knife and cut right through the side of my finger into the fingernail - about 10 years ago

Indentation on shin: fell trying to climb a tree onto a balcony - about 14 years ago

Bunch of scars on my upper thigh: self harm scars - about 16 years ago

Two straight scars across the pad of my thumb: tried to wipe the hair out of my razor with my thumb the first time I ever shaved my legs - about 18 years ago

Burn scar from mid forearm to mid upper arm: hot milk spilt on me as a child. The scar has faded and the skin there is just slightly darker than the skin around it - about 24 years ago